Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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