I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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