Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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