I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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