just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
