So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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