Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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