why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You are the jesus of drinking
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Randomize