My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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