My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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