Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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