k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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