Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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