oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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