Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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