spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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