hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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