fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
