doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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