Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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