i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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