i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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