somebody snuck up and got me drunk
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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