We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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