either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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