omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
is this the sara with the beer cane?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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