How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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