I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
