too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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