I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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