shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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