I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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