YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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