So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He told me they were just razor bumps!
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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