Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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