Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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