They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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