I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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