I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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