It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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