I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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