drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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