Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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