Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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