I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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