So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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