Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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