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Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I have fence marks all over my body
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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