It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
So much Jack, so little girl.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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