haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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