I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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