i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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